May 2, 2008
LOL Went to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xbox_360 to read for the fun of it, turned out, someone actually edited the whole page ! I'll copy and paste some of it here :3.
How to power on the system
* 1. Take xBox out of the box
* 2. Plug it in, and hook it up to your tv
* 3. Press the power button
* 4. Swear and/or throw the console out the window because it doesn't work
* 5. Regret spending almost $300 on a portable blue screen of death
* 6. Set the console on fire, then piss on it.
* 7. Move to the middle east, become a terrorist, and fly a plane into Microsoft headquarters
* 8. Reincarnate self and fly second plane into new Microsoft headquarters
* 9. Go **** yourself
Destruction Methods
* Turn it on.
* Not turn it on
* Think negative thoughts about Bill Gates
* Play Gears of War for more than 5 minutes -WARNING- Explosion may cause heavy collateral damage
* Get a speck of dust inside, on the case, or within 500 feet of it.
* Place the console near a black hole - the console will absorb the black hole and collapse into a singularity that will annihilate the universe
* Hack the software and install Windows Vista on it
* Hack the software and install Windows XP on it
* Hack the software and install anything at all on it
* Hack some other, completely unrelated product
* Open the box
* Be related to someone who knows a guy that used to live near someone who used to use Linux
* Perform an exorcism on it -WARNING- will release an evil Demon Lord, known only as "ɮʝɭɭ Ɠɚɨɛʂ", that will destroy the planet
* Think about considering looking in the general direction of a picture of a PS3 or Wii
* Attempt to kill Bill Gates with it by hooking it up to a battery, turning on Gears of War, and then boxing it and shipping it to him
* Turn it off, unplug it, place it in a sealed container, throw the container into a black hole, create a rift in space-time and place the black hole into a dimension where time, space, energy, and matter don't exist. It will still explode.
* Move the console, including from the store to your car, and taking it out of the packaging.
* Look at a penguin.
* Place a PS3 disc into the console; it will explode and implode at the same time, creating a paradox that will cause space-time to collapse into a singularity
* Not bending to its own will
* Have anal sex with the XBox and its controller ( TOTALLY WRONG )
* BURN IT!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!!!
Seriously, had a laugh out of it. LOL Some Microsoft hater :3
In my own world,
4:42:00 PM
